im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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