What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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