he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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