About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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