Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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