Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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