Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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