I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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