Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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