its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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