If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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