If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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