I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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