Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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