well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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