thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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