yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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