it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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