Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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