i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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