She's JV to your varsity
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
