i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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