Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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