i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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