i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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