We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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