its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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