Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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