check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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