yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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