hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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