hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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