belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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