I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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