I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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