yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dignity is for republicans.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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