Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just high enough for therapy.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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