I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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