i just google imaged poop.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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