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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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