I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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