just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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