so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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