sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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