also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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