Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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