im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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