if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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