We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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