She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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